A Normal Boy Lost A Normal Book !

Yes, a normal boy lost a normal book somewhere in his wing, which by all standards is a very normal event. Chain of events that followed, were unfortunately not so normal for the comfort of our normal guy whose name has not been revieled yet to increase the discomfort of the reader but indeed is of no particular significance anyway. The boy on his part did a blunder by posting his sorrow on wing e-group THE LUCIFERS.

On 4/13/05, kartik raghupati wrote:
Arre doston have lost/some1 borrowed my liby book "Methods for statistical data analysis of multivariate observations" if ne1 has this book pls vapas kar do yaar!!
Thanks
kartik

Although in the begining some people on the group took some very normal stand to the whole situation and suggested the boy not to post such tempting mails on the group but it was already too late. People by now had thought of far more important issues to discuss than solution to the poor chaps problem. The some of mails that followed are stated below for the record and but more so to fill the empty space below:

On 4/14/05, Rahul Tyagi wrote:
Kya baat kar rahe ho!! sandy/mirchi 5th year ke ho gaye!!! :O there is no justice in this world, really....
Rahul

On 4/14/05, Nikhilesh Ghushe wrote:
Hi,
Yes there is no justice.... ET talking about justice in THIS WORLD.:D
Irritatingly yours,
Ghushe

By this time the guy was already fed up and decided to write this:

On 4/14/05, Kartik Raghupati wrote:
The last mail was irritating enuff :p didnt have to be repeated!!
Irritatedly urs,
kartik

Situation went out of control exactly in the way as other situations go out of control. People from all remote corners of this planet started giving their own set of explanations for the unfortunate event of a normal guy loosing a normal book:

On 04/15/05, Nikhil Jain wrote:
I think the problem is not just that the book is lost. Its more complicated than that. Under normal circumstances a book would realize that it is lost and would try to find a way back home (atleast if its from andromeda it should, I dont know about milkyway). Or if its equipped with a zipomatic electrogamma-emitter it can send out location signals to neighboring planets. So the real problem is that not only has the book forgotten where it should belong, it has also forgotten that it has forgotten to remember this. I think the best way out is to call some magneto-plastic memorybuster company from Vogon and see if they can reframe the books positronic brain using their phasers. You can do a Google Galactic search to find some such companies.

Hope That Helps.
Shaadi

On 04/15/05, Sandeep Gupta wrote:
It was observed long time ago by Veet Voojagig that disappearance of all the ball point pens he has bought over the years can be traced to the existence of a distant planet where all the ball-point pen sneak out to and lead a very happy ball-point pen life. A similar trend is being observed on the planet of earth which quite strangely was destroyed long time ago by Vogons, about the missing liby books by one of the ape descendent, digital watch loving ultrafartist Raghu The Pati. Existence of such planet inhabited by liby books has infact not been completely ruled out yet although several descriptions regarding the slow Brownian motion like motion of liby books have been reported in not so recent editions of Encyclopedia Galactica, its editors have completely denied existence of any such descriptions.

This should certainly not help!
Sandeep

On 04/16/05, Nikhilesh Ghushe wrote:
Hi,
According to a belief, widely accepted in the ape descendent life forms on a blue green planet located in the planetary system of an utterly insignificant sun on the outer eastern rim of the galaxy, that the Wowbagger syndrome affects the activities of all organism of IITian species in their fifth year of study. They start behaving strangely, that is they start behaving in a manner strangely differnt from the other strange manner in which they more often behave. The above mail from Sandy is an example of the same.

Though this information is of utterly no significance to the ongoing discussion, but has been put here just for the sake of it.

Regards,
Nikhilesh

At this point we would like to state that things got so much out of control that DDP guide of the boy under fire had to step in his support and had to post a posting on IITB General praising him for reading such books in first place and then loosing it afterwards. We sincerely hope that reading this article would have wasted your already useless time to the exact amount as would a quick nap would have achieved.

Irritatingly Yours,

For Sadistic Pleasure Inc.
Sandeep Gupta